because I have to use this for something

Man, I don't even know how completely defeated I have to be that I look at a jar of Nutella at 12:16 in the morning and go:

"You know what, this would be really good to eat. Plain. By itself. In a bowl. With a spoon."

And so I had a midnight snack of Nutella. Just Nutella. Nutella soup, even.

Needless to say, that was the most delicious lowpoint of the day.